Unisonic™ Model No. 6900: For those days when youth feels like it’s slipping from your grasp and balancing precariously at the edge of the void where your collagen used to be. Use the pulsating speed dial to call up a younger friend for a chat about their smooth hands and slim jawline. Know that they will have no idea what you’re talking about but are still insatiable vessels for all the wisdom you’ve cultivated since the 1980s. Sleep soundly. Not that it ever helps.

This image is 10.69” x 16” with a border, making the finished measurements 13” x 19”. Each print is printed by the artist on Canson Baryta Photographique II 310 archival paper with Epson Ultrachrome HD archival ink.

This 1st edition is an edition of 10 prints. All prints are signed and numbered by the photographer.

This print has been color corrected for daylight.

Minimum optimal viewing distance is 2.5 feet.